"Good afternoon," Zoe said. "I don't have much in the way of official business to share with all of you today, except to welcome our new teachers. As I'm sure you've noticed over the past two weeks, this place is rather...unique. The fact that you're all still here says a lot about you, and we're glad to have you. That's all I have to say, thank you."

If Deadpool had anything to add, well, she certainly wasn't going to encourage him, but she wouldn't stop him either.