Faculty Meeting - Monday Before Classes

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Food? Check.
Caffeine? Check.
Vicious teddy bear guard? Check.

"Here are the students assigned to you for that mentory program thing. If you've got a problem, too bad. Yell at the guy who suggested it in the first place. If you accidentally lose your list, there's another one in your office. If you lose that, well, get more creative with weaseling out of it."