Faculty lounge, Monday, February 13

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Everything Josh knew about feeding a crowd he learned from working on campaigns.

Thus: pizza, sandwiches, coffee and soda.

It worked for college volunteers. Maybe it'll work on teachers, too.

He tacked up a sign on the bulletin board:

WANTED:

Faculty members to help chaperone the Valentine's Day dance this Friday night.

Please, oh, please, don't make me be there alone.

Sign up below.

Josh sat down with a copy of the Washington Post, flipped the television to C-SPAN and prepared for the day.

Comments

Chaperone sign-up sheet

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Don't make him beg. It won't be pretty.

Re: Chaperone sign-up sheet

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita signed up.

Come on. Kids being uncomfortable and schmoopy in public, where she could mock them? What more could she ask for?

Re: Chaperone sign-up sheet

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

The Tick signed up. He's chaperoned every dance up to this point. Why break the trend now?

Re: Chaperone sign-up sheet

[godinakilt.livejournal.com]

Camulus signed up. Because he's in a really, really good mood.

Re: Chaperone sign-up sheet

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

MacGyver signs up.

Re: Chaperone sign-up sheet

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

Fraser signs up. He's never been to a dance before.

Re: Chaperone sign-up sheet

[susanofnarnia.livejournal.com]

Susan signed up. After all, the students should have a nice party. And Josh will be there to mock oversee the festivities with.