Faculty Lounge, Monday, noonish

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Emma had found her office, but as it did not yet have enough white furniture or booze, she'd quickly relocated to the faculty lounge. That might not have white furniture either, but it did have a sofa which she was currently lounging in while reading 'Betty Crocker's Cookbook'. Every once in a while she picked up a red pen and made comments in the margins. A cup of tea was steaming happily on the table beside her, and her fifth attempt at muffins were piled up on a tray. They were probably not poisonous.

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So there was a lounge. Huh.

Wade walked in, saw Emma and then saw the muffins. He shrugged and took one. Might be interesting to see if Emma Frost's cooking had the same affect as most poisons.

He took a bite of the muffin and made a face. "Did you use salt instead of sugar?"

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"They look the same!" Emma said, annoyed. "Anyone could've made the same mistake."

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Wade put the half eaten muffin back in the pile. "So, the class is just going to be you showing the kids how to call for takeout?"

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"I wasn't allowed to do that," Emma admitted, before frowning sternly. "I mean, there will be cooking! There will be omelettes! And muffins!"

She waved the cookbook to emphasize it.

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"Huh." Wade looked back at the muffins and found himself wondering what an omlette made by Emma would end up like. "Noo! Don't crush Tokyo!"

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Emma gave him a puzzled look. "What?"

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"Daydreamed for a moment there," Wade said, because that was clearly a good reason for randomly shouting about Tokyo. "Did you get minions to work for you yet?"

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She shook her head. "No, I believe I shall select a suitable one from my students tomorrow." She had a truly terrible thought, "Do you have minions?"

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"Yep!" Wade grinned in a way that could only be described as evilly. "Recruited him yesterday."

"He even follows my color scheme!"

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Emma facepalmed. "Don't you think one of you is enough?" She wondered briefly if she could make her own minion wear all white...

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Like she could talk, she had those Cuckoos of hers.

"There's another one, but I think she's too young to be in my class." Wade pouted. "Maybe next time I'll have two minions."

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Emma looked out between her fingers. "Another one? A girl wannabe you?"

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"What can I say? I'm a role model," Wade said, preening.