Talk like a pirate day

[isnotimportant.livejournal.com]

Slartibartfast stumps into the teacher's lounge. He has one leg folded at the knee, with a (badly) home-made wooden leg in place. His calf is strapped to his thigh. He has an inflatable parrot taped to the shoulder of his robe, and he is wearing an eyepatch.

I -- umm -- I understands that this be talks-like-a-pirate day? Be that so?

He thinks for a moment.

Arrrrr?

Comments

[deirdreofamber.livejournal.com]

(omg fangirling you like mad. arrr!)

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

Blast old man! I didn't know you were down with seafolk. I spent all day yesterday in the peg leg quadrant of alpha gamma septa. It was wild man, wild. Wenches, parrots, and scurvy for all. If I'd know, I would have let you hitch along.