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Faculty Meeting - Monday Lunchtime

There was free food! There was the dartboard with Jamie Madrox's face on it! There were comfortable chairs! There were too many exclamation marks!

What else would you want?

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"First person to sing 'Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Robe' or any other item of clothing is fired."

"I, for one, applaud your bravery at acknowledging your possession of anything itsy bisty teeny weeny," Anakin said solemnly.

And now Fraser's laughing.

"Moving along," Hades said, rolling his eyes and tossing the glue stick over his shoulder. "Thanks, Vanna. Anyone have anything, you know, associated with school business that doesn't involve my wardrobe?"

"Sir," Fraser said, "I could always loan you one of my uniforms until your robe is repaired."

"I think that would be an excellent idea," Aly set in. "You'd look dashing in the red."

"You'll be a huge hit with the ladies," Anakin added. "Or men. Or the slower of the teal deer, if that's your thing. I don't judge."

"I don't even want to know about compatibility issues," Fraser said. "As long as the teal deer and Hades are happy."

"Enough! Mountie, uniform. After this. I'll come get it." He lazed back in his chair and glanced at Anakin. "Of course you don't."

"Very well," Fraser said. "I'll make sure to remove it from my drawers. I'm minus a hat right now but I'm sure we can find one."

Aly looked innocent. "I'd contribute a hat to the cause. But you keep your uniform in your drawers?"

"The hat was a prize," he replied. "And...yes. Folded neatly. I haven't managed to buy hangars yet."

"That seems...uncomfortable," Anakin added.

"Well..." He shrugged. "Not all that much. And it's not a robe so, slightly uncomfortable, maybe."

Anakin looked even more confused. "Wouldn't that storage method add a lot of needless wrinkles?"

"Probably," Fraser admitted. "I spend a lot of time ironing. And, if it wasn't obvious, I'm not the best at keeping house. At all. It's a male thing, isn't it?"

"I don't know about that," Anakin said slowly, "but I never kept my spare clothing in my underwear...maybe it's a cultural thing."

"Well yes, I keep underwear there as well," Fraser said. "Bottom drawer."

"...you have drawers in your drawers?" Anakin repeated, trying not to stare too obviously at Fraser's pants.

What a weirdo.

Aly raised an eyebrow and totally didn't check out the lumpiness of said drawers. "Doesn't that get crowded?"

"I have..." He paused. "No, the bottom drawer of my dresser!"

And now he was looking at his pants.

"Ohhhhhhhhh," Anakin said, looking at Aly. "I guess that makes more sense."

Aly's lips quirked in a smile as she glanced back at Anakin and tried not to laugh.

She looked at Fraser. "I'm glad we cleared that up. If you'd said you keep your spare hats in your drawers, I would have worried."

"Haha," Fraser answered, shaking his head at himself. "I'm touched you would've worried about the comfort of my underwear."

Bad choice of words, really.

And she continued to try not to laugh. "Who are you touching in your underwear?" she teased.

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