Detention List

[spyprincipal.livejournal.com]

I know of the following students who have detention:

conathon
master_of_fear
maias_notebook
neptune_wallace
actingltcrumpet
julian_lawless
studentwillow

Any others?

Also, as I'm not currently aware of any volunteers to run detention Saturday, I will be handling it unless another teacher steps in.

Comments

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

You really want to leave detention in the hands of a gardener? I got some real disciplinary learning experience ready for the Danger Shop, if you let me.

Nothing too scarring, of course. But I feel like when two of my wrestling kids screw up, I should step in to be their correctational figure, you know?

Course, you could just leave it to Mr. Weed-B-Gone, if you like.

[spyprincipal.livejournal.com]

Please present a proposal for detention activity(s).

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Well, I figure I might as well edumicate some kids into a proper plan of response to Zombie assault. Our school's reaction, while effective, was heavy handed, bizzaro, and entirely missing the point, half the time.

So, my breakdown of the day would go something like this:

Instructional Film: Dawn of the Dead (1979)

Participatory Activity: Improvised Weaponry - Cricket Bats, Chainsaws, and You

Lunch Break

Lecture: Zombies are not Loved Ones

Participatory Activity: Zombie Anatomy - Aim For The Head, Or Else You're Dead

Afternoon Tea Break

Instructional Film: Land of the Dead

Final Participatory Activity: Required Measures - Once You are Bit, Your Life Ain't Worth $#it

[spyprincipal.livejournal.com]

"Detention is yours, Mr. Williams."