Talk like a pirate day

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Slartibartfast stumps into the teacher's lounge. He has one leg folded at the knee, with a (badly) home-made wooden leg in place. His calf is strapped to his thigh. He has an inflatable parrot taped to the shoulder of his robe, and he is wearing an eyepatch.

I -- umm -- I understands that this be talks-like-a-pirate day? Be that so?

He thinks for a moment.

Arrrrr?

(no subject)

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I would like to say something regarding this leaving of anonymous notes in class tomorrow. However, if the faculty feel it's best to leave it alone, I will.

Just something to the effect of no one at school has nothing to hide.