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Faculty Meeting - Monday Lunchtime

There was free food! There was the dartboard with Jamie Madrox's face on it! There were comfortable chairs! There were too many exclamation marks!

What else would you want?

The last faculty meeting of the academic year is now open.

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"Yeah, I got nothin'. Wait, no, oh. A lot of you are leaving. Remember to hand in your keys or we're taking it out of your final pay. Don't steal office supplies. They're flesh eating." He checked his list. "Oh, yeah, good luck wherever you end up. I hope they have good therapists in the area.

Those of you who are sticking around, get your workshop details finalized. We'll get the schedule together next week so kids new and old can sign up. Any problems? Bug someone else.

Graduation's coming up. More details on that later. There'll be a memo.

Exams this week. Try not to kill or permanently injure anyone without getting them to sign a liability waiver first. If we get sued, it's coming out of your pocket. Get your final grades in ASAP. Before you go, if you're leaving.

Anyone else got anything?"

Fraser, trying not smirk, asked, "I've got something. How is your, uh, injury, Mr. Vice Principal?"

Anakin? Totally smirking.

"Swell. Great. How do you think it is? Don't answer that. We're not talking about my rear end. My robe, however, is still in need of repair, so if anyone sees the little blonde hellspawn casually known as Jo Harvelle, tell her to report to my office."

Aly tossed him a glue stick. One of the purple ones. "Glue it together," she said, also totally smirking.

"Or, perhaps, buy another robe," Fraser suggested. "Pink? Neon green? Polka dotted?"

"First person to sing 'Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Robe' or any other item of clothing is fired."

"I, for one, applaud your bravery at acknowledging your possession of anything itsy bisty teeny weeny," Anakin said solemnly.

And now Fraser's laughing.

"Moving along," Hades said, rolling his eyes and tossing the glue stick over his shoulder. "Thanks, Vanna. Anyone have anything, you know, associated with school business that doesn't involve my wardrobe?"

"Sir," Fraser said, "I could always loan you one of my uniforms until your robe is repaired."

"I think that would be an excellent idea," Aly set in. "You'd look dashing in the red."

"You'll be a huge hit with the ladies," Anakin added. "Or men. Or the slower of the teal deer, if that's your thing. I don't judge."

"I don't even want to know about compatibility issues," Fraser said. "As long as the teal deer and Hades are happy."

"Enough! Mountie, uniform. After this. I'll come get it." He lazed back in his chair and glanced at Anakin. "Of course you don't."

"Very well," Fraser said. "I'll make sure to remove it from my drawers. I'm minus a hat right now but I'm sure we can find one."

Aly looked innocent. "I'd contribute a hat to the cause. But you keep your uniform in your drawers?"

"The hat was a prize," he replied. "And...yes. Folded neatly. I haven't managed to buy hangars yet."

"That seems...uncomfortable," Anakin added.

"Well..." He shrugged. "Not all that much. And it's not a robe so, slightly uncomfortable, maybe."

Anakin looked even more confused. "Wouldn't that storage method add a lot of needless wrinkles?"

"Probably," Fraser admitted. "I spend a lot of time ironing. And, if it wasn't obvious, I'm not the best at keeping house. At all. It's a male thing, isn't it?"

"I don't know about that," Anakin said slowly, "but I never kept my spare clothing in my underwear...maybe it's a cultural thing."

"Well yes, I keep underwear there as well," Fraser said. "Bottom drawer."

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Yomiko spoke up. "I've just gotten word that I'm being recalled to my, um, previous employment. They need me for a big missi--assignment of some sort. So I'll be leaving after graduation. You'll need a new librarian; I'm terribly sorry for the short notice."

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