Inside the Teachers' Lounge [after classes]

[bigdamnprincipal]

At some point during the day, little decorative bags had appeared on one of the tables in the teachers' lounge, each with a staff member's name on it. The bags contained a small bottle sunscreen, a pair of sunglasses, a package of condoms, and a note that read, "Faculty meetings will resume after spring break. Enjoy your vacation! --Zoe"

Don't be afraid of your generous principal. It's entirely possible that she's looking as forward to the coming week as everyone else.

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