Staff Meeting, After Classes, January 9

[bigdamnprincipal]

The teacher's lounge was once again set up for the staff meeting, with plenty of food and drinks, and one very glaring principal. Mwahaha!

[New teachers, make sure you check your invites to accept your invite to the comm, otherwise it'll screen your comments.]

Comments

OOC [01/09]

[bigdamnprincipal]

Okay, so obviously all of this is handwavable and voluntary. There will be an assembly next week, and anyone who comes up with something for their teachers to present will have our undying love. We wanted to give everyone a chance for some crack (the good and safe kind, mwahaha). You can totally handwave that you went to the clinic, but if you want something to be found in the testing, there will be a space for that at the clinic. And I know I'm probably forgetting things, so ask me down here if you need to.

OH! And major thanks to memberslonely for starting all of this crack. :D

Re: OOC [01/09]

[satedan-soldier.livejournal.com]

HOW DARE SHE THINK RONON + SEXY HAIR + OVEREATING = POTHEAD! *g*

Ahem, not that he's doing anything to help that impression today.

Re: OOC [01/09]

[shiroi_tiger]

O_o Oh my. Algren was in his own time, like, a WEEK ago. If he had anything from a cough drop to a soft drink back then, he's going to test positive for cocaine.

Re: OOC [01/09]

[clevermsbennet.livejournal.com]

If this is a standard pee-in-a-cup test, he's fine. Cocaine stops being detectable in urine after 2-5 days.

I sound like a crazy drug addict, that I know that.

Which is especially fun coming from this account.

Re: OOC [01/09]

[shiroi_tiger]

Ah, but if it's a hair test, it can go back even farther. Especially given that cocaine was used in pretty much anything remotely medicinal in his day and age.

Fun fact! Heroin and morphine were used to kick alcohol addictions, back then! Good thing he wasn't trying to quit drinking.

And now we can both look like crazy drug addicts from unlikely accounts. WOO!

My OOC icon helps.

Re: OOC [01/09]

[tyler_gone]

Your small text just made water come out of my nose.

*uses crazy drug addict icon*

Re: OOC [01/09]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

...I now kinda demand the Smoochy costume return for this assembly.

Re: OOC [01/09]

[tyler_gone]

Sadly, Tyler's Smoochy was tortured and the head is nailed to his office wall.

But if someone else orders one, he'd wear it.

THERE COULD BE A SONG.

Re: OOC [01/09]

[shiroi_tiger]

Of course you realize, Reno would have to kill it. Again. :D

Re: OOC [01/09]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

I WOULD LOVE A SONG.

Re: OOC [01/09]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

I think it would be understood due to time travel. Oh, Fandom. Only here can employers write a pass on cocaine due to being from the past.

Re: OOC [01/09]

[tyler_gone]

HI BACK HI.

... no, there is no content to this comment.

Re: OOC [01/09]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Does there need to be?

Re: OOC [01/09]

[clevermsbennet.livejournal.com]

NEVER.

Show more backplz?

Re: OOC [01/09]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

What about front?

Re: OOC [01/09]

[shiroi_tiger]

Hooray, Fandom!

Re: OOC [01/09]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Mmmm. Tom Cruise not actin' crazy.

And on a completely unrelated note... OMG AU WEEKEND WE NEED TO HAVE CHARACTERS FROM TROPIC THUNDER.

Re: OOC [01/09]

[shiroi_tiger]

Mmmm, general shirtless not-crazy all around.

THAT IS SO TEMPTING, BUT THE META BEAT YOU TO IT YESTERDAY.

Next year? Twice this year? >.>

Re: OOC [01/09]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

NEXT YEAR. Because... omg scary hairy Tom Cruise and Aussie RDJ.

ADDENDUM TO OOC

[bigdamnprincipal]

Since I can't edit the comment, la la la.

All tests will come back from the clinic clean, unless you specifically inform me that you want the results to say something else (or even something that's not true). No one's going to actually get into trouble unless you want them to, and I'm sorry that wasn't clearer.

Re: ADDENDUM TO OOC

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Clinic Worker: Deadpool... you're pregnant.

Deadpool: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Re: ADDENDUM TO OOC

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

Stop stealing from your own fanfic, woman.

Re: ADDENDUM TO OOC

[shiroi_tiger]

Oh, awesome. Thank you!

*gives shirtlessness in thanks*

Re: ADDENDUM TO OOC

[bigdamnprincipal]

Oh Tom, why do you have to be so crazy when you're so darn pretty?

Re: ADDENDUM TO OOC

[shiroi_tiger]

The universe hates us. Clearly.